January 7, 2009 didn't exist for me. A decade ago, I was on a plane to Sydney, Australia. When you're running away from a lot of things, you choose the farthest place you can swing. I left on January 6th and when I arrived in Sydney, it was January 8th. This girl was bopping around… Continue reading the day that didn’t exist.
[two guys walking behind me as i head to my car.] Guy1: So, who are you taking to the party? Guy2: Shelley... she's a triplet. Guy1: One of three girls?? Guy2: Yeah, and I got the last one. ....... [i really hope they were talking about puppies.]
I ride the train a lot around Sydney... and so do a lot of kids. I have heard some ri-diculous conversations over the last couple weeks, but this one is my favorite thus far: [two teenagers, a boy and a girl, in tank tops and neon board shorts.] Boy: I just can't stand Tonya. Girl:… Continue reading i would put my kids in the sydney public school system… knock on wood.