oh, poor, abandoned blahg.
you look so skinny… i haven’t fed you in so long.
ah, it’s good for ya… i’ve been telling you to lay off the carbs for a while now.
don’t worry… you’ll get your feast when i’m having less fun.
what i’ll blahg about: portland, hip dinosaurs, the oregon coast, my family, excitement inside and HOW I WAS MISTAKEN FOR MY SISTER’S MOTHER. ugh.