Sitting at the library and this just happened…
Little boy comes up to me and [pretty much yells] says…
– Have you seen my mom?
– Umm… I don’t know what your mom looks like.
– What does she look like?
– She has hair.
So, not Sinead O’Connor.
– And she’s taller than you.
Doubtful. And I’m sitting down.
– What else?
– Well, she is black.
I’m not trying to say I don’t believe you, White Bread, but I don’t believe you.
A definitely white woman comes around the corner and whisper yells…
– Hayden! Get over here!
Hayden looks at me and says…
– Thanks for your help!
– No problem.
Glad to know I still got the nanny look goin’ for me.