Just when I thought there were no more “Dad’s Postcards”, I get this in the mail:
It is addressed to “Her Longness (Pirate Rachel) Ms Rrrrrrrrrrrrr…. Stevens” and it reads:
“Hey Blu Rae. Here is a photo of ‘Happy Hr’ at the family reunion. That’s me in the red hat (so Mom can find me). WOW – This B&W photography is amazing, you should try it. They said ‘NO JACKASSES’ & I thought that meant Arn’s side of the family (except Rob) but it was the animal. Mom is mad at me because she told me to get a ‘Lazy Boy’ rocker & I came home w/ an Aussie guitar player. He is still here & won’t leave. Mom is getting pissed. I’m trying to teach him the ‘Keith riff’ but he is kinda thick.* He needs to drink more coffee. I keep telling him ‘Try to be like Keith’.
*I asked him if he had any assets & he thought I meant little donkeys.”
Oh, I really love my pops.