Apparently, I was tragically mistaken. When I called my friend to brag about the elegant night out by myself that I was going to have, he should have warned me of the social suicide-hanging I was going to be committing and all the horrified spectators that would be there. – Oh, I’m so excited. I … Continue reading the size of bananas!
UPDATE: Dan and Nic are down safe! Hooray. Thanks so much for all the encouraging words, prayers and support for them [and me]. El Capitan. 3000 feet of vertical granite. The largest monolith in the U.S. The Captain and I go way back: And by “way back”, I mean all of three years back. Look … Continue reading oh captain, my captain.
I saw three people litter today. The First: I was driving at 5:30am [I’m as surprised as you] to do the Anzac Day Run [yes, I am equally as shocked], when I saw the car in front of me throw a candy wrapper from their car. I gave them a quick beep but it didn’t … Continue reading on terrigal drive, in front of cornerstone books.
I BEEN LIVING ON THE BEACH MY WHOLE LIFE MAN THANK YOU. am i the only one that can’t stop laughing out loud at this comic? …i’m okay with that. Continue reading crabitat for humanity.
Alright. This is incredible. You [all the subscribers out there… who will one day get their subscriber complimentary tote bag] might remember my post about magic presents. Well, the magic present force is getting stronger… or at least quicker… Coincidence (?) Package #3: This morning I woke up absolutely pining for lemonade… it’s something I … Continue reading magic presents strike again!
Sometimes you need to pull out your Go-Tos. When your heart hurts, or life throws frustration in your face, or you’ve run too far ahead before you realize you don’t know where you’re going, or things get too stagnant, or you find yourself in a foreign country and you need some you-ness… quick… When the … Continue reading the lips that press back.