How many times can one baby pee on the changing table whilst changing her nappy? Seriously. Because Sienna is coming up on about the seventh time she’s done it to me… and I’ve only been here for about a month.
I’m getting a lot better at damage control, though. The first time it happened, I was just doing my thing, singing to her while I change her nappy [p.s. nappy = diaper] and she just gets quiet and then…
– NO! SIENNA, NO!
And I freaked out, lifted her up, spun in a couple circles, panicked and ran into the bathroom and set her in the tub. She looked up at me very confused while I looked down to my pee covered shirt and noticed she, too, was all wet… FAIL.
But today, during time number six [at least], I saw it coming. I think I even said out loud…
– You’re not gonna pee again, are you?
And she did. But I had it under control. Lift the legs up, slap another nappy down, lift her clothes up so the don’t get wet, let her peeeee away. Man, I’m good.
If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear she was doing this on purpose. Bink, why do you hate your Nanny Ray?! We have such good times together… laughing, playing… and then you pee on your changing table… again.
Oh, how can I stay mad at a face like this:
…at least she’s not a boy.