– Hey Gurl, turn on the tube! My favorite show’s on!
– What?? SYD CRIBS??! Awwwhellya… Who’s on today??
– Oh snapppp! It’s Rachel Stevens! She be my fave.
– She’s tight. Au-pair Extraordinaire. I wonder what her set-up’s like.
– Wait… What’s all over that gurl’s windows??
– Ohhhh… child. Them’s tight. Little blurry… but tight.
– Mmmmhmmmm. I wonder what her system’s like.
– CHECK IT!
– Nahice… Wonder what she’s got on her walls… It’s probably a bunch of classy stuff.
– Errr… Okay… Tight… Tight.
– Yeah, but what the eff is that gurl wearin’?
– Cool shirt… Creepy shot.
– Agreed. I wanna see more of the stuff on her walls!
– Hodon, hodon, hodon…… What happened to that poster??!
– That baby looks terrified. …Wait, where does the R-Child sleep?
– I wonder what tunes she currently jams to on that raptop.
– Yeah, that was aight.
– Not as good as Lil’ Romeo’s.
– Awwwhellnaw. Dabz told me that kid’s got a Mercedes with an Xbox in it.
– Now why you need an Xbox in your Mercedes?