sorry, we’re out… he just got the last one.

[two guys walking behind me as i head to my car.]

Guy1: So, who are you taking to the party?

Guy2: Shelley… she’s a triplet.

Guy1: One of three girls??

Guy2: Yeah, and I got the last one.


[i really hope they were talking about puppies.]

4 thoughts on “sorry, we’re out… he just got the last one.”

  1. yes!!! we are so on the same page. obvi. here is my favorite:

    Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
    Kid #2: “Bam” doesn’t blow up, “bam” makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can’t defeat that!
    –6 Train

    followed closely by:

    Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says “Train for jobs in biotch.”
    Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?
    –1 train

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