[two guys walking behind me as i head to my car.]
Guy1: So, who are you taking to the party?
Guy2: Shelley… she’s a triplet.
Guy1: One of three girls??
Guy2: Yeah, and I got the last one.
…….
[i really hope they were talking about puppies.]
[two guys walking behind me as i head to my car.]
Guy1: So, who are you taking to the party?
Guy2: Shelley… she’s a triplet.
Guy1: One of three girls??
Guy2: Yeah, and I got the last one.
…….
[i really hope they were talking about puppies.]
wull hay. 
check out http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
i love that site!
yes!!! we are so on the same page. obvi. here is my favorite:
Kid #1: Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
Kid #2: “Bam” doesn’t blow up, “bam” makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can’t defeat that!
–6 Train
followed closely by:
Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says “Train for jobs in biotch.”
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?
–1 train
SPICY ROCK! SPICY ROCK! YESSS!!