my mom’s favorite halloween joke…

- Why can’t witches get pregnant?

- I dunno, Mom… Why?

- Because warlocks have hollow-weenies!

[out of the 500 times i’ve heard this joke, i bet i hear the punch line about 25% of the time… the other 75%, she’s laughing too hard to deliver it.  i love my momma.]

HAPPY HOLLOWEENIE!

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